For Assholes
The funny blog for assholes. Some would call it offensive. I would call them cunts. An archive can be found at the bottom of this page. Enjoy, fellow assholes.
Thursday, November 14, 2013
True Story
Before becoming famous, Miley Cyrus was voted by her classmates as most likely to be fingered in an above ground pool.
Thursday, August 22, 2013
Dude Looks Like A ... Dude
Bradley Manning, the WikiLeaks solder who was just sentenced to 35 years of federal prison for sending classified military information to the media, publicly announced that he'd be living the rest of his life as a woman named Chelsea Manning and plans to undergo hormone therapy. No need for the pills, Chelsea. You've already proven to the world that you're a woman by not being able to keep your fucking mouth shut.
Scotch, Scotch, I Love Scocth
If a girl thinks it's hot that you're a scotch drinker, then she probably used to get fucked by her Dad. Go for it!
Friday, August 9, 2013
397 "Likes"
A Florida man recently murdered his wife and then posted a photo and confession to Facebook. A neighbor who wished to remain anonymous expressed shock and disgust, saying "I just can't believe Derek did something like this. For him to murder his own wife and post it to Facebook when Instagram is clearly the better tool for the job...it's just sad. Really upsetting."
Thursday, August 8, 2013
Here's To Dementia
A recent study suggests that drinking two cups of hot cocoa a day can help prevent dementia in the elderly. Throwing everyone in the world over 70 into the sun would also prevent dementia and would remove a significant amount of the population that drives at or below the speed limit.
Thursday, June 20, 2013
Something To Keep In Mind
The Trapeze Swinger by Iron & Wine is the type of song that a nice girl would like to be fingered to.
We Know Where You Sleep by The Paper Chase is the type of song that a slutty girl would like to get the shocker to.
We Know Where You Sleep by The Paper Chase is the type of song that a slutty girl would like to get the shocker to.
Thursday, April 4, 2013
Everyone's A Critic
I give Roger Ebert two thumbs down for his battle with cancer, but two thumbs up for his Howdy Doody Halloween costume.
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