Cusack for Pres

All hail, Joan Cusack! According to this, she told Gabourney Sidibe to quit trying to be an actress before she "made it big" with that Precious movie. If only she had listened. Why should I have to look at this fat stank blob everytime I want to masturbate to that Laura Linney cancer show on Showtime? It might not have worked, but thanks for trying Joan. Fat people can be really determined about shit. Except for cleaning up their diets or exercising.

Yes!

Someone happened upon this blog recently by Googling "shameless retarded asian baby". You can 't imagine how proud I was when I saw that in my traffic stats today.

Thanks, Uncle Jerry

I wonder if there are any kids that Jerry Sandusky had inappropriate contact with that haven't come forward yet. If I got buttfucked in a shower by Jerry Sandusky, yeah. I'd probably tell on him. But if he just blew me and bought me a computer, I don't know that I would have been that upset about that.

Just a Hunch

I obviously don't know her personally, but I have a feeling that Scarlett Johansson is a giant cunt, and she isn't generous with oral sex reciprocity. One man's opinion, anyway. Have a nice weekend, Assholes.

Shameless My Ass

So, I got all caught up on Season 2 of Shameless over the Easter Weekend (He is Risen) and without giving too much away for those that haven't seen it yet, a half-asian baby with Downs makes an appearance. Imagine my excitement when this first happened. Now, with a show called "Shameless", you'd think that retard, asian, retarded/asian jokes would have been all over the place, but you'd have been disappointed. Here you go, Showtime:

"It's a good thing they don't give retards driving licenses. One less Asian on the road."

"Aw, poor little guy is going to have that huge, swollen tongue but a tiny, little penis."

"Retarded or not, he's still going to be better at math than all of us."

"Ew, someone kill that thing. It's retarded."

That took me less than three minutes.

I Heart Hoodies

At first, the Trayvon Martin tragedy really bothered me because I thought he was shot just for wearing a hoodie, and I'm a fan of them. I'm not nearly as outraged anymore now knowing it was because he was wearing a hoodie AND he was black. I'm white, so I'm all set.