Wednesday, December 14, 2011

We're Sitting on a Goldmine

Step 1. Fuse metal detectors to forearm crutches.
Step 2. Create an army of people with cerebral palsy.
Step 3. Swim in a pool of gold coins like Scrooge McDuck. Dollar dollar bills, ya'll.

Investors can contact me at parkerjamesjokes@gmail.com
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 14, 2011 at 10:28 AM

    Why didn't I think of this?!? I'll definitely invest, it's obviously genius.

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  2. Parker JamesDecember 15, 2011 at 4:28 AM

    I'll get the metal detectors if you round up the cripples. Be careful, they bite.

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  3. AnonymousDecember 15, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    As long as cripple's not catching, I really don't mind.

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