Nickelbitch

My God. They're getting married. If there ever was a couple likely to spawn the Anti-Christ, it'd be these two talentless cunts.

If they do make a kid, this will be the lyrics to Nickelback's next single:

You're a baby,
I don't mean maybe.
Your Mom had you.
I did, too.
My band's real good.
Those trees are wood.

Chorus:

I love you
You know it's true
You're my kid
I'm glad I did
Avril Lavigne
Some plants are green

And here's Avirl's next single:

OMG, I'm wearing a tie with this t-shirt you guys! Thanks to all my fans and God. LOL!