Thursday, November 14, 2013
Thursday, August 22, 2013
Bradley Manning, the WikiLeaks solder who was just sentenced to 35 years of federal prison for sending classified military information to the media, publicly announced that he'd be living the rest of his life as a woman named Chelsea Manning and plans to undergo hormone therapy. No need for the pills, Chelsea. You've already proven to the world that you're a woman by not being able to keep your fucking mouth shut.
Friday, August 9, 2013
A Florida man recently murdered his wife and then posted a photo and confession to Facebook. A neighbor who wished to remain anonymous expressed shock and disgust, saying "I just can't believe Derek did something like this. For him to murder his own wife and post it to Facebook when Instagram is clearly the better tool for the job...it's just sad. Really upsetting."
Thursday, August 8, 2013
A recent study suggests that drinking two cups of hot cocoa a day can help prevent dementia in the elderly. Throwing everyone in the world over 70 into the sun would also prevent dementia and would remove a significant amount of the population that drives at or below the speed limit.