Nananananananananananananananana BATMAN!

You think that guy shot up that Colorado movie theater during the Dark Knight Rises midnight show because black people were talking during the movie?

Camping Without the Camp

The Boy Scouts of America recently reaffirmed their ban on homosexuals. That should be a huge relief to parents who want to have their sons raped on camping trips by good, honest, straight, Christian men instead of learning knot-tying and archery from those sinful queers.

Africa's Next Top Model

 

Thin is in. You look fantastic! Quit pouting, you little cunt.

RIP, You Sick Fuck

Sad news, Assholes. Dennis Flemion of the Frogs is dead. In his honor, we should all write a song about raping his dead, cold, bloated body, but saving the ejaculation for the face of the retarded 11 year-old girl we have chained up in our basement. He would have wanted it that way.