T-Rex

Eastlake Player Kicks His Way Past Disability

Yeah... But how many push-ups can he do?

No One Wants to Fuck You

When a fat person is talented, it's kind of a moot point.

Huh?

The most unfortunate thing about deaf people is that they're the only ones who don't get to hear how hilarious they sound when they speak.

That's Lo

If I had cancer and connections with the Make-A-Wish Foundation, I'd ask for Cee Lo Green to jerk me off with his weird midget hands.

Hey Corky!

Smile, little buddy! Turn that frown upside Down's Syndrome!

Toddlers and Tiaras and Titties

Finally! A show on standard cable I can jerk off to. Thanks, THE LEARNING CHANNEL!



Speaking of Jews...

Oh my God! I would die to have such great abs and prominent cheekbones!

It Sounds Like Candy...

It's a little strange that the country responsible for a whimsical word like "wunderbar" is also responsible for the deaths of a shit-ton of jews.

Ewwww!

God damn! Somebody get that kid some fucking chapstick!

But seriously, cleft palates aren't funny.

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!

But seriously, you can donate money to them here http://www.cleftline.org/ 

Or...

You can donate money to puppies because seeing them won't make you want to throw up http://www.aspca.org/donate.aspx?gclid=CLj0nO6M6KsCFQhN4Aod_B8AJw

Totally your call.

Macaroni and Chaz

I just don't understand why you'd get surgery to have a dick sewn on, but not liposuction. He/She could lose ten pounds in his/her head alone. The doctor probably could have used some of that fat to make a huge dick, too. Missed opportunities will always come back to haunt you, "Chaz." Oh, and remember when your Dad died from smacking into that tree?

Isn't It Ironic?

10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife is NOT IRONIC. You stupid, Canadian bitch.

Pancreatic Cancer Treatment

There's not an app for that.

Knock, Knock...

Knock, Knock.

Who's There?

Not John John Travolta's son. His ass is dead.

Priorities

Isn't it funny how some people don't want homosexuals to adopt a child because they think the child is more likely to be gay as a result, but fat, ugly, stupid, and poor people can make as many fucking kids as they want?

Little? Debbie

"It's what's on the inside that counts." - Fat People. With cake inside of them, incidentally.

20/20

Asians in eyeglasses are just looking for attention. You're already constantly squinting. Stop being so dramatic.

Butterfly Kisses

"I'll bet Chad gives you the best fingering of your life tonight. You'll always be my little girl!"

... and one in the stink.

Study A Broad

Amanda Knox would had to have taken a knife to me to get me to play a sex game with her, too. Those eyebrows are just atrocious.

Jew Tube

Thinking about Anne Frank while masturbating probably makes you a bit of a pedophile. It definitely means you aren't anti-Semetic though, so I say go for it.

You were thinking it...

You can fuck Casey Anthony without a condom on. I'm pretty sure she'd be cool with getting an abortion.