Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Who Do You Think You're Fooling?

Fat People: Why do you order salads when you're at a restaurant? It's like you think we don't know that as soon as you get home you roll around in mayonnaise and cheesy garlic bread. The one thing you're good for is laughing at, so please order something gross so we can judge you even further. You aren't fooling anyone. Stop being so selfish.

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