Thursday, March 1, 2012

You Blew It

You fucked up dude. I'm happy for you because you're fucking an 18 year old and all, but there are much hotter 18 year olds in the world that would be worth destroying your marriage, family, and career for. That bitch with the big-ass face isn't one of them.

Fucking gingers, man.

2 comments:

  1. I'd cum in her... Don't be such a pretentious snob Parker! Young wet puss is young wet puss! Besides, relationships, family and emotions are highly overrated! Just ask David Duchovny

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  2. Oh, I'd cum in her, too. But I'd cum in a hobo if he let me.

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