Dead Baby Photography

I am now a dead baby photographer. Please spread the word. If your child is still-born, I'll show up at the hospital with a mid-grade digital camera and take hundreds of pictures for you to post to your Facebook account so you can creep the living shit out of your family, friends, and people from high school you barely talked to but have access to all of your weird Facebook shit. I have a make-up kit in case the little monster is starting to turn gray (I can't drop EVERYTHING just to take pictures of your dead baby, so it might be awhile before I get to it), a cowboy costume, a cowgirl costume, an astronaut costume (boy only!), and a bumblebee (unisex). Please don't contact me to take pictures of your baby if it's alive. I'm trying to carve out a niche here.